06.20.08
I need that ‘kiss’
My manager, female, 32 years is beautiful, cute, and hot and we all know that young guys 
have something for older women and I was from no outer space to ignore that. She called me the other day in the morning to discuss about a new process and just before hanging up, she said, “RJ, I need that kiss!” I always knew she had a thing or two for me coz’ I could figure that out from her smile. The way she smiles at me was worth a million bucks.
I was looking for an opportunity to go and talk to her rather than a phone conversation so that I could actually see how she looked that day. I got up to drink water even when I already had 1gal of water peed a million times since morning. She was wearing this beautiful white polka dots black dress, knee length and had the most amazing pair of legs one could see in the history of beautiful women. As she saw me passed by, she called me, “RJ, can you come here for a second?” Hurray, how cool it could get to kiss around the corner in office where nobody could see. I thought.
I was like, “Hey, you cool nice” and she smiled and said, “Thanks, and you know I need the kiss”.
I was almost blushing and told her, “Sure thing, anything for you!”
I came back to my desk walking fast, no actually rolling and bouncing with happiness, sat at my desk and kept wondering, “How, when, where”. Just when I started to dream about my coziness with my manager, my phone rang again and it was from her. This is what I love about the caller-id technology. You know how you have to respond before answering the call. I said a blushing and happy, “Yessss” and she was quick to ignore that and asked me, “How far have you got?” I said, “Hmm, how far? means? I mean…” She’s said, “I told you, we need the process document done today”. I got relieved and said, “Oh that, I will get it to you today EOD” She repeated, “Remember the kiss?” I said, “How can I forget that?” and blushed. She further continued saying, “its better that way and then you can get it done today. Keep it simple stupid and that’s why a kiss helps.” I now understood the whole kiss story and kursed (sounds a bit like kissed) her! So kiss is Keep It Simple Stupid and it’s a term used by my dept folks when you got to roll something pretty fast. Obviously, I complicated her simple thought and started building my own imagination!
We got the process rolled out the same day which means kissed her! I got to learn a whole new “Kiss” stuff. Keep It Simple Stupid is something when followed in life might help us too. Rather than complicating things, now I keep it simple as much as I can. It helps. Complication is the root cause of complication. Like our very own Albert Einstein says, “Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; from discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.”
Keep it simple & muaaah,
~RJ
sakhi said,
June 20, 2008 at 4:08 pm
how was the experience (!)
hillarious, can’t stop rolling over with laughter.
wow, wow! u just rock, buddy!
btw, how did your manager looks today!
ha…ha…ha….
sakhi said,
June 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm
came again to comment! couldn’t help… i wanted to see your face when she simplified (!) everything for you!
scorpria said,
June 20, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Does she know yu have a blog?? hehehe…follow the ‘kiss’ route and send her th link…everything’ll bcum easy and quick
….the “kiss” way!
funny one
Reema said,
June 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Khoda pahaad nikli chuhiya
with my spy cam i m gonna find ur boss’s email n id n then…………
Devil said,
June 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm
hahahhhhhhhhhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahaha
hohoohohohoohohohohoohohohoohohohohohoohohohoohoh
i juz wana see ur expressions..shaaa…missed it…lol… hahahha…i juz wanted to kiss so commented only this much..hahhahahahhaha
Amit said,
June 21, 2008 at 2:14 am
When I heard about the expression for the first time, I wondered whether any person at a higher post would ever use it as it might get embarrasing. So, I am quite surprised that your manager used it….and you fell for it.
NV said,
June 21, 2008 at 4:59 am
heeeheheheeheheee lol [:D]
i just cant stop laughing….reallly missed the expression of urs….i can imagine ur face when u came to KISS….. hehehhhahaaahahahaa…
this is an incident tht u will never forget and we will never forget this blog [:)]
seeing this blog i came to know tht u have stated kissing…and i will follow u..[;)]
take care…
flying kiss to u…catch it…[:*]
Kurt said,
June 21, 2008 at 11:14 am
#RJ
u didn’t know wht kiss meant.
out of all the ppl, you shld have know this
neways, you learn something everyday…
btw, i agree with scorpria . You should forward ur blog’s URL to her…
njoi,
Kurt
megcloud9 said,
June 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
i kinda guessed KISS was “keep it simple stupid”
but with ur description of her getting hotter and u going bonkers ,for a moment i was led astray 
anyways ,my sympathies 
Jaydip Mehta said,
June 21, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Ha ha ha .. Quite funny .. And ya very nice description of your lady manager .. Keep KISSing her
..
Nikhil said,
June 21, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Hahaha! Looks like you and I have a lot in common! we should get together and try to tame this creature called “Woman”…
Nikhil Prabhu said,
June 21, 2008 at 6:53 pm
hehehehe…..i don’t mind KISS-ing in my exams…hahaha
…
Sandeep R. said,
June 22, 2008 at 7:57 am
Dude… awesome description of your hot manager
i second megs thoughts..
Even if you knew what KISS was, you aren’t to be blamed when the pretty manager asks you to KISS, isn’t it?
@Mirror cracked & RJ
count me in!
Nikhil said,
June 22, 2008 at 11:19 am
@Sandeep, @RJ
Ok, here’s the plan! We kidnap the women of the world, dump them in one huge room and make them listen to endless tapes of Cher’s new album!
What say??
RJ said,
June 22, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@Saks – My manager looks awesome everyday – I am gonna do anything for my KISS
@Pria – Naah! she doesn’t know :-0 why do you want me to put into trouble? I like secretly admining her
@Reems – Happy birthday
& spy cam – I seriously feel you have one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-|
@Devil – I know – yuo like to see all the weird expressions, remm the skype days
@Amit – Thanks for visiting! Yea! Anything is possible in this part of the world. Btw, if my manager did that to you even you would fall for it
See you around!
@NV – Thanks for the flying kiss! I atleast got one
@Kurt – What do you mean by “out of all the ppl, you shld have know this” – you are the silent casanova!!!
@Megs –
sympathies!!! HUH
@Jay – Thanks for visiting! Sure I will
Btw, I would have described more about my manager but some of my readers dont like long posts and have complained about it 
@Nik – Count me in dude! Anytime, anyday, anywhere! I agree, pants down..oops I meant hands down…keyboards these day..ufff!
@Nik P – I dont mind kissing anytime. Y limit to the exams only?
like the realy kissing not the simple-stupid-giving-other-ppl-hopes kinda kissing 
@San – Hiieeeeee!The way she looks…huuummmmm…thats the root cause + she telling me ‘I need that kiss’ – how can anybody blame me – poor innocent soul!
@Nik – Changes in the plan:
We kidnap the women of the world, dump them in one huge room and I sit with them and enjoy! You guys can do whatever you want!
What say??
arvind said,
June 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
ROFL !!!! ..
poor you .. !!
thank ur stars that u found the meaning of “kiss” at the right time
Rekha said,
June 22, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@nikhil n RJ
..lol
hmmm ….wt kinda planning is dis
no one of the category women will go nearby ur blogs then
@RJ
ROFL ..hahahaaaa.
thank god! u understood the meaning at the right time or else…….. wt would have happened:mrgreen: ? ? ? ? * curious*
Nikhil said,
June 23, 2008 at 1:21 am
@RJ
You ditcher!!! You double-crosser!! You two-timing $%@##*&$*#…!!
It was OUR idea… All three of us should should sit with them and enjoy! Why only you???
I want my partnership money back…
Nikhil said,
June 23, 2008 at 1:22 am
@Rekha
Eet ees taap shecret!! all hush-hush
Sandeep R. said,
June 23, 2008 at 5:09 am
@Niks
We need to catch enough for each of us
RJ, you wanna be left out to try your luck all by yourself huh?
wasshappening said,
June 23, 2008 at 9:06 am
hehehehe…
@Nikprabu
KISSing in EXAM?? LOL!
@RJ
That plan sounds soo absurd!Hope it works for you…
Nice KISS post!
—I already had 1gal of water peed a million times —
How can that be possible???
anyways,eeeeks…
RJ said,
June 23, 2008 at 11:25 am
@Arvind – Thanks for visiting! Infact I wanted to kiss and then if she told me it would have been fine too
@Rekha – This is a very simple plan. Kidnap them and then spend time with them. They have nothing else to do so they would ignore Nikhil and Sandeep. They never ignore me either ways
@Nik – Patnership money?? What patnership money? I bought flowers & chocolates for the girls
& there’s some left over beer also 
@San –
Somebody was vacationing…what to do! 
@Bhav – Hieeeee – you want a demonstration?
Sandeep R. said,
June 23, 2008 at 11:42 am
Priya said,
June 23, 2008 at 11:53 am
ROFL man!!
This ‘actually’ happened ?!!
Yo guys are all the same !!
N2O is laughing gas !! Nitrous Oxide !!
Anu said,
June 23, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I know I’m tooo late to comment on dis one, but was da first one to read it !!!!!
Reallllyyyy funny … I wanted to keep readin it continuously till the end…!!! To see if u get to kiss her finallllyy and how it isss.. and what happens next!!
Good thingggg u didnt go ahead n smooch her out of over-excitement !!!
Nikhil said,
June 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@Priya
Why do u always use this line: “You guys are all the same”…????
Man-hater!!
RJ said,
June 23, 2008 at 8:52 pm
@San –
@Pri – N2O was fun!
@Anu – I did many other things in my mind already
@Nik – Do ypu want to include the man-hater in the kidnap plan?
harshasrisri said,
June 24, 2008 at 5:35 am
@RJ and NIK:
but guys, remember… i was not an investor! However, i think i can lay out a superb plan. u better search for a big and beautiful place. 
Sorry for being late… but i want to join the PARTNERSHIP too… to keep it simple, u make the investment and keep them all to yourselves… i’ll insure their modesty and become rich after ur enjoyment is over!
@priya: not all men are like this. its only those who r tortured by women, flaunting their ‘not-so-sexy-bodies’, and by the ones concealing their oomph factor!
Poonam Sharma said,
June 24, 2008 at 9:49 am
Actually ever since your story started, I was thinking KISS has to be acronym. In eleraning, where I work, we use this commonly. But as kept flowing in dream and conversation, I thought (actually hoped) may be more would come.
S said,
June 26, 2008 at 5:59 am
ha ha ha….Poor you!!!
I can’t stop laughing….though i had guessed but your disappointment was worth reading…..better luck next time…and in the meantime u can educate her with the real meaning of KISS….;)
whatsinaname said,
June 26, 2008 at 6:10 am
lol
I knew that was coming… being from your industry!
But nevertheless made a lol-ling read
BTW your post corroborates what one of my friends had told me (btw that was a he-friend)
There are 3 primary requirement for men- sex, food and remote… in any order
RJ said,
June 27, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@Poo –
nothg happened!!!
@S –
I am trying fto educate her with the real meaning! No luck!
@Whatsinaname – Thanks fir visiting buddy! the 3 req are in that order only!
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T said,
July 1, 2008 at 3:08 pm
lolz…she sure intended pun.
RJ said,
July 2, 2008 at 2:11 am
@T – Thanks for visiting my place! She must have! I was heart broken
dinu said,
July 4, 2008 at 10:57 am
ha ha ha good one ! ! ! ! ……… better you get some dictionary and read all such terms
Poonam Sharma said,
July 4, 2008 at 11:10 am
KISS also stands for “Keep it Short and Simple.”
dinu said,
July 4, 2008 at 11:55 am
@ Poonam
Well, I agree with that, I was thinking about this version, but couldn’t remember while reading this post first
RJ said,
July 4, 2008 at 12:47 pm
@diniu – Thanks for visiting my space buddy! Welcome to Especiality!I don’t have to read these terms, rather I would learn how to convince my boss
@Poo – No guy wants to keep it short and simple
Suda said,
July 7, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Man!!! Get a fresh item
Don’t go for ….. !!! Girls ignore this comment!!!
RJ said,
July 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
@Suda –
I am a good boy 
I can see you are more excited than me..haan?? 
Shruti said,
July 12, 2008 at 7:08 am
I actually thought you were a pervert, RJ!!! ROTFL errrr….rolling on the floor laughing!!!
RJ said,
July 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm
@Shruti – LOL! I can be one if you want
I’m glad I could make you laugh on my plight!! HUH! 
slayR said,
August 9, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Ummm…not so sure….but am not sold on this! A bit tacky and no…not so up there. In short – I M P R O V E. Period