May 28, 2008

I want to be a girl!

Posted in Uncategorized at 3:52 am by RJ

Folks, before you start your thinking engines, this ain’t any kind of a ribald humour neither am I promoting the sex change operation. But if there is another life that I could live, I want to be born as a girl! I have my own reasons and maybe this would get through your gates too.

One of the most important reasons I want to be a girl is the priviledge of giving birth to someone. Guys – all of you are also involved in the process but as always we do the easy thing and get out leaving the pain for them to suffer. I would love to see myself giving birth to someone and taking the onus to bear that pain for once. I know this could sound as a wacka cracken thought but in this age where fathers are killing daughters, children killing their parents, husbands killing wives, death tolls taking a top gear and all this happening mercilessly , I want to give birth to feel special, to feel that something and then hear someone say to me, “You did good, you were brave. He/She looks exactly like you”. Whoa! I get the jitters!

Read on – I am not crazy! I feel a million percent that girls are smarter than guys in most of the aspects. Scene this: Our family of 4 finished lunch and we are all helping mom to put the used utensils in the sink. My mom tells my dad to transfer the left over dal to a smaller utensil so that she could clean the bigger one which she used to cook the dal. And what follows is super fun – my dad obviously picks a smaller utensil pours the dal into it just to find that its much smaller to hold everything. Mom gives him a stare and tells him in tamil, “aacha..oru vellai ki iru vellai acha” roughly meaning “Did you successfully manage to increase my workload 200%?”. My dad is helplessly grinning. This is a comparison of a 30 years experienced, distinction graded Civil Engineer vs a metric passed woman!! My mom could say what would fit into what with her eyes closed – not because shes trained on household chores, because she’s a woman and women are smarter! Let’s just plainly accept it!

It’s not only about a housemaker, consider an architect, an interior designer, a fashion designer, a choregrapher, a painter – I am sure their work is better than a male conterpart. The reason is women see colors, the way it should be seen, they see it with all liveliness. I would think one of the major reasons this happens is because they talk about others earrings, their dress, their hairstyle, neigbours furniture etc. Talking about these things invariably improves their creative mastery. Can you imagine a guy saying, “Dude, that’s a nice tie-pin. I wanted to buy one like that for ages?”

Many of my friends complained that its the gossip that we can’t handle. I am so sure that guys love all the gossip. The husbands like to hear from their wife about their neighbours job, trust me I have seen such cases. Once in the elevator, a guy telling his colleague, “Did Tanya file her divorce? She was screaming over the phone the other day, I think it was her husband.” The other guy asks, “What was she saying?” If woman gossip, men gossip too!

Lets give them their space, its ok for them to talk about earrings, necklaces, scarves, shoe color, finger rings, lipsticks when you talk about X-box, PSP, BMW Z series, Ironman & cricket!!

We don’t want to live in a planet where everybody think from their mind. We need people to think from their heart too and only they can do it. For those who think women can just take decisions thinking from heart, remember we have a political leader of a ruling party and the President of the nation as live examples.

I wanna be a girl and hail womanhood! (P.S I am not a feminist!)

Note: All my guy friends I still love you and I am not gay! Feel happy that I can be your girlfriend in your next life! LOL!


  1. Blistering Barnacles said,

    yes yes right…200 more strands lost…well…what you say makes sense in a way…nice example of increasing the workload by 200%… I do it all the time! πŸ™‚

  2. Anonymous said,

    Hey tats a cool one! Well the good thing is, u made it clear tat u r very much straight ;).

    Nice write-up, keep going dude!

  3. Anonymous said,

    sorry tat’s me, gauri.

  4. Neelam said,

    Hi, Good to see and hear tht u respect a days..there are very few who respect and understand the importance..

    Regarding u getting the feel of birth of child…will say…Let’s hear ur wedding bells lol] and get us the good news of u becoming father…so what ur wife will feel u will feel the same :-)…

    No man is complete without women and There is a women behind the success of every men :-)..dont 4get this guys.

  5. RJ said,

    @Praf – Irrespective og you reading this post or not, you are losing hair – so let’s leave that πŸ˜€ See one other reasons being a girl is fun – they don’t have receding hairlines πŸ˜€

    Abt the 200% workload, its all the time at my place either due to my dd, my bro or me and I have seen in other places – but the problem is created due to the “Men in da house”! Not generalising – but the ratio seems to be more. πŸ˜€

    @anonymous/gauri – I had to make sure that I am clearly mentioning that bit. Well, see I have friends like you who are anyways not impressed with me otherwise πŸ˜‰

    @Neelam – Yes behind every successful man is a woman and behind every woman is a Women’s Liberation Organization πŸ˜€ j/k

    Thanks all for visiting!

  6. the "WTF" roomie said,

    Now this reminds me of a discussion that you, me and ashok had some time back when you were quizzing us about women and their thoughts.

    Boss, i must say your writing is getting better and better. Lots of practical issues that sets the mind ticking. Carry on buddy, its a joy to read your pieces.

  7. brinss said,

    ah hemm!!! u missed out engineers… πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ :D…and smartest is a better word…:) Men do gossip i agree on this… i get most of my office news from my male frnds…i think they jus dont want to admit it…dont noe y… and not all girls discuss earrings necklace neighbors… we discuss good topics too… huh…and in the end may god fulfill ur wish of wanting to b a girl πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ :D… njoi

  8. RJ said,

    @Shank – Thanks! The discussions with Ashok and you are nevertheless fun all the time! I am not sure if its a practical issue, I just feel its high time we stop overlooking them as the weaker sex! Lets give them their respect.

    @Brinss – I would have written about engineer but then you prove me wrong :). And for men who gossip stay out of them, coz’ gossip is no good – be it females or males! I admit it – I gossip and I gossip coz’ its so much fun to know about others. LOL! I am trying to cut it out now.

    As far as I see your sadness me not mentioning other topics – maybe next time! I will have to think!! πŸ˜€

    Thanks for all your wishes!! I too wish you should be born as a boy and propose me to be your girlfriend!! πŸ˜€


  9. megcloud9 said,

    fantabolous post esp aftr readin so much crap bout girls being crammers πŸ˜‰ and other stuff elsewhere,this comes as a breath of fresh air πŸ™‚

    great ,u set the record right-u r straight πŸ™‚ but u r also smart
    u get to impress women with this post too πŸ˜€

    go girl power πŸ™‚

  10. RJ said,

    @Megs – Thanks! I remm crammers πŸ™‚ – but I still like San’s post – for its facts and figures!

    It’s not about impressing girls – I told you – I like the “g power” in all shapes and sizes πŸ˜€ vs somebody liking them only in certain shapes and sizes!!

    San – whatever it is, you da rockstar! πŸ˜€

  11. Anonymous said,

    Really Good one..:)..

  12. kurt said,


    Where do u find these topics from??
    neways it was a good write-up…
    u r rocking man…

    btw i got a new PSP, its damn cooool


  13. RJ said,

    @Renuka – Thanks, but I see its only girls who are commenting and the guys who are commenting are waiting for the money I borrowed from them – so they have no option! πŸ˜€

    @Kurt – Ass, what happened to the Wii. I like it better than the PSP. And there goes a saying – Boys will be boys!! πŸ˜€

    Hey I just made this – boys will be boys with all the toys πŸ˜€ Oops..sorry!

    Where do I get these topics – I don’t know. Weirdo noo? πŸ™‚

  14. Sagar said,

    Nice Thoughts.But dude did you forget one thing?Woman is also behind all great wars classic example Mahabharata..If it wouldnt have been Draupadi …:)

    With respect to giving birth to kid wait for a science to come up with some new trick to make it possible for guys as well.

  15. brinss said,

    let me think of a good curse for you… wait haan wait…

  16. Sandeep said,

    Totally confused!!

    After reading the 2nd paragraph about giving birth i was sure you are Gay. (no offence)

    In the subsequent paragraph, i felt you are missing your mom and love her more and you are straight.

    This line ‘I wanna be a girl and hail womanhood!’
    again made be think you are gay.

    Just then you have ‘Note: All my guy friends I still love you and I am not gay! Feel happy that I can be your girlfriend in your next life! LOL!’

    you have impressed lots of girls out here.. not sure if that was your intention or you’d not wanna reveal πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

  17. RJ said,

    @San/Pinkie – Awwwww….I am wearing those pink socks while posting this comment – just for you!!!

    HUH! Confused it seems!

    As far as the impress thgy goes, yea they sure are impressed to the extent that they all want me to be their brother. Like me manager says, nobody is thinking out of the box ;D

  18. Meghana said,

    so mr.sandeep never writes to impress ? πŸ˜€ huh ?

  19. Sandeep said,

    I don’t need to i guess πŸ˜›

  20. bhavna said,

    “i want to be a girl”..I must admit,i have never ever heard a guy say that!!glad to hear tho.
    And thank god you agree with the fact that men are gossip mongers too.

    hail womanhood

  21. vidhya said,

    Hey i am impressed πŸ™‚

  22. moregyan4u said,

    can u try disabling comments in a new window,its kinda tiny πŸ™‚ i think its better if kept on the page itself !

  23. pricelessjunk said,

    You said “I want to be a girl”.
    God! I don’t think any guy in the whole world would have said that!

    Come on! We don’t talk about er-rings and cloths all the time!!
    Guys gossip more than girls!

    -We think fron our hearts-

    Meghana is right. Its good to read this post after Sandeep’s cramming post.

  24. RJ said,

    @Bhav – Yea, I agree and let’s be honest. Everybody loves gossip irrespective of the gender. This doesn’t mean gossip is good, it’s just the reality!

    @Vids πŸ™‚ – Thanks!

    @Megs – Naatakbaaz no. 1! πŸ˜›
    I will see if there are any options that let me do that. If there’s none I am not experimenting πŸ˜€

    @Priya – Thanks for visiting! dont get me wrong with the earrings/clothes statement. Like most of the guys feel that girls do just this, this statement was made to be a bit sarcastic!


  25. pricelessjunk said,

    Haahahaha !! See, you should have also mentioned about the arguing nature of girls in your post !! Not my fault ! πŸ˜›

    I’ve been reading all your posts. Just din get the time to comment. School you see !! 😦

  26. RJ said,

    @Pria – Thanks again! Greedily waiting for all your comments πŸ˜€

    I am gonna visit your posts soon and comment. I was curious to see your page and randomly saw some toad dissection post. Hehe πŸ˜€ that was super fun in school!

    Keep posting and keep smiling – not much about toads though!!

  27. pricelessjunk said,

    Toad Dissection is the one of the things why I’m going to look back at school even after years ! πŸ˜›

    Time for a PJ !!

    What did Mr.Toad order at Mc D ?
    Ans : French flies and Cold Croak! πŸ˜›

    P.S. : I should stick to arguing and cribbing, shouldn’t I ?

  28. RJ said,

    @Pri – LOL! Hahahaha! No this time around you pulled it off! Twas funny!

    Arguing and cribbing are our “janm sidd haqq”. History..phew!

  29. Sakhi said,

    To read your post is fun, but to read the comments section even better… keep going guys! :)oops, and gals too!

  30. RJ said,

    @Sakhi – Okaayyy! so you like the comments more than my post! HUH! Hate ya! πŸ™‚ j/k!

    I am sure anybody would love the comments – are these guys are the best-est, aren’t they? πŸ™‚ my buddies!

    Keep posting and keep smiling Sakhi,

  31. moregyan4u said,

    hey there is an option ! try this
    from ur blogspot dashboard πŸ™‚

    customize ->settings-> comments->
    show comments in a pop up window -> pls select no !

    its really straining my eyes- they r watery now πŸ˜€

  32. RJ said,

    @Megs – Badla! LOL! πŸ˜€ Done. Happy? Happy?

  33. moregyan4u said,

    shukriya ! mere aankhen bach gayi!

  34. Scorpria said,

    Whoa! priceless…stunning tht a guy should write this…i think this should be made compulsory reading in all schools across th world…

    P.S.: Am not a feminist either, but loved the way yu put yur thots intu words. πŸ˜€

  35. RJ said,

    @Scorpria – LOL! The guys already hate me for writing this! & you want this in txtbooks..prolly all female schools will hv it as a compulsion and guy would keep this as an elective πŸ˜€

    That P.S says a lot πŸ™‚

  36. S said,

    Hats off to you πŸ™‚

    Loved the way you expressed….am sure many guys feel this way but hardly few do come up n accept it…

    BTW that incident was so true πŸ˜€ my bro & dad too do the same thing every now n then πŸ™‚

    Am enjoying ur blog so you might see me popping up in some of ur older posts too πŸ™‚


  37. Rekha said,

    hEhahahahaha…for the first time in my life , i hearing such words from a guy..ur great! ..but wait even if u cant be a girl now, guys have been given the special duty to take care of the women , look after them with care,i know u do tht πŸ˜†

    n these days ,guys gossip more than gals πŸ˜›

  38. Rekha said,

    * I am hearing

  39. Sandeep R. said,

    dude.. sex change operation? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  40. harshasrisri said,

    i caught your intentions mate! its not just about sex-change or earrings or creativity… women are what they are mainly because they are found in the extremes of everything… take any case and u’ll find tht a majority of them lie either too high or too low… very few people are in the middle. they are versatile. they are tolerant. they like to love and be loved (more than men).

    there is a magic about every girl who’s my crush. and as per me, their best ability is to put up masks. (not just tonnes of make-up). the can change their facial expressions in a nanosecond. and at the end of the day, i’ve to agree, i’d’ve melted atleast a dozen times at their charm.

    however, i appreciate ur readiness to come out of manhood for a moment and have a broader view of the womanhood.
    as for rebirth as a girl, i wish i’d remember my man’s life to learn a few things.

  41. RJ said,

    @S – My dad still does it, actually me too sometimes! πŸ™‚ Thanks for the compliment. I am hopping around posts in yours too! πŸ™‚

    @Rekha – Yea guys do gossip! I like it too sometimes πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› I would def look after them with care, but now theres nobody to be taken care of πŸ™‚ If I still do, it would probably be somebody else’s girl! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› which is not good..hehe!

    @San – πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› like bobby darling!! πŸ˜€

    @Harsha – I would wish to remm many ‘things’ for sure πŸ˜›

  42. smallstar said,

    And I would be a boy!! 😦

  43. RJ said,

    @Smallstar – Its perfect then! I would meet you in the next life! πŸ˜€ We would know about our past πŸ™‚

  44. smallstar said,

    Yeah!! You’re so right! LOL I can’t wait!

  45. RJ said,

    @Smallstar – πŸ™‚

  46. smallstar said,

    I’ve added u in my links!

  47. RJ said,

    @Smallstar – me too! Its called ‘A Small Big Superstar’ πŸ˜€

  48. smallstar said,

    Ahahah that’s so funny!! Hey, thank you again! πŸ˜€

  49. RJ said,

    @Smallstar – ur wlc always!

  50. smallstar said,

    What this means? 😐 excuse me

  51. RJ said,

    I said you are welcome coz’ you thanked me!!!

  52. smallstar said,

    Oh, I’m so happy! This is the same thing for you in my blog, eh! ❀ ❀

  53. Rhapsy said,

    I have always believed women are superior considering that one aspect (able to produce a life), apart from that I never tried to compare the two sexes based on smartness or intelligence or any other factor..

  54. RJ said,

    @Rhapsy – Very few men think like that Rhapsy! Nice to hear that & wait till you get married πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

  55. M v F « Su said,

    […] eye point of view, but can we blame only the men for this? Another friend RJ wanted to be born as a girl if he had the chance to choose his birth again. I whole-heartedly appreciate such an idea because […]

  56. Gordy said,

    Fuck this bullshit….. yes i wanted to be a girl but hey everyone now and then wants to be the other gender…. I aint going through no sex change or going gay im still straight. What im hoping for is “Reincarnation” to exist. So maby my next body is to be female so i can experience both gender roles. Now the fact that you said Girls are smarter than guys really pisses me off. So many women are treated like fukin gods and the man always paying for it all and caring to every need. imo Male and Female are both equal in IQ but i would lean more towards Male, because of history and so many male prodigies.

  57. RJ said,

    @Gordy – Like you said, because of history and many male prodigies. Very true but that is history! Things have changed now or changing in some parts of the world and we should accept it with a good heart.

    More so, this is my opinion that I want to be a girl and I have my opinions/justifications. You are entitled to your opinion as opinion is like an asshole – everybody has one πŸ™‚

  58. Priti said,

    That was a good piece… especially the 200 percent bit…

  59. RJ said,

    @Priti – Thanks Priti – where’s your page?

  60. Priti said,

    @ RJ
    Here’s my blog…

  61. The President & The Political Party ruler are not my examples of womanhood, your mom sounds a lot like it though! πŸ™‚

    Women who want to pro-create definitely have a HUGE advantage over men!

    You can be one at heart πŸ˜‰

  62. Prarthana said,

    Had to comment on this one!!
    It was a couple of months back when our teacher was doing genetics…
    As she kept saying something… she happened mention that girls are more mature and stable than boys!!
    (Reason: due to 2 X chromosome… etc etc)
    You should have seen the reaction of the guy’s in our class..They were ready to kill us! πŸ˜›

    Loved this post of yours!
    I like the way you gathered courage to actually say that you’d like to be born as a girl!

    //aacha..oru vellai ki iru vellai acha” //
    happens at home all the time! πŸ˜›

  63. […] Author: Mahak MBA With Specialisation in Life Author: Mahak I Know How a Worm Feels Author: Aparna I Want to Be a Girl Author: […]

  64. […] Author: Mahak MBA With Specialisation in Life Author: Mahak I Know How a Worm Feels Author: Aparna I Want to Be a Girl Author: RJ Waiting Author: Jenny and Dave Twist of Fate Author: Smita 4th Time Unlucky Author: […]

  65. prateek said,

    Nice blog shawls and

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: